In the heart of the mystical CBC glade,

there is a dog called Lily who has been spayed.

She waits outside the Dog & Deer Pub,

With gentle light glow and beers all in a row.

It’s a haven so rare,

Where times passes without care.

Come join us for a while, come rest from your toil

Where legends blend and their jokes may offend

So raise your tankards high,

And look to the sky

We salute the Dog & Deer pub,